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Lighting Our Darkest Hour by Having Sex on the Beach and Admiring Celestial Bodies

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012

Thus far, my Fusebox Festivaling has primarily taken place at the big, headliner performances. Hey, I’m a fancy man, and I deserve fancy events.

 

But tonight we scaled it down a bit. I figured I’d give the old noodle a breather.

 

We started out at the Midnight Cowboy on 6th St. for Digestible Feats’ “Cocktail Lounge #1—80s Again.” Curated by Hank Cathey, who’s the type of classy gentleman I want to be when I grow up, “80s Again” provided my brain with just the right amount of monkeying around. A special drink menu had been created for the 80s themed evening, and we had to choose between drinks like “Sex on the Beach,” Blue Hawaii,” “Mudslide,” and a “Melon ball.” I couldn’t decide, so I ordered a “Sex on the Beach” and a “Melon Ball,” and I made my wife order a “Blue Hawaii” and a “Mudslide.” Our table held a smorgasbord of yumminess. A merry-go-round of schlocky alcoholic merriment.

 

As we sipped our drinks and chit-chatted with fine folks like Hank Cathey, Graham Reynolds and Jason Stevens, 80s music played in the background, setting the mood in the raddest way possible. Phil Collins’ “In the Air Tonight.” Berlin’s “Take My Breath Away.” Laura Branigan’s “Gloria.”

 

Was it something they said? Are the voices in your head…calling, Gloria?

 

And then, as I slurped the last drops of my “Melon Ball,” it happened. Stan Bush’s “The Touch.” Dear sweet autobot matrix of leadership Jesus. I couldn’t believe my ears. My wife had to physically restrain me, lest I jump on the table and reenact the greatest battle of all time: “One shall stand, one shall fall.” “Why throw away your life so recklessly, Prime?” “That’s a question you oughta ask yourself, Megatron.”

 

To calm me down, Hank quickly told me they’d made Tequila Sunrise Jello Wedges. He plopped two down in front of me, and I sucked on them like pacifiers until I regained my composure.

 

We made our way back to the Fusebox HUB just in time to catch “Orbit! Films About Our Solar System.” Created by Experimental Response Cinema, this collection of short films focused on different aspects of our solar system. This greatly pleased the science nerd in me. As I watched, I was reminded of this passage by theoretical physicist Lawrence Krauss:

 

“The amazing thing is that every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements- the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution- weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way they could get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget Jesus. The stars died so you could be here today.”

 

Most of the short films focused on celestial bodies and how we interact with them or them with us. I really enjoyed some of the short films, others not so much. And then, right in the middle of the collection of films, along came a little piece called “No Message Received.”

 

And I’ll be dammed if it didn’t reduce me to tears.

 

I just love this festival. One minute I’m in a bar knocking back a “Melon Ball” in a kitschy parrot-glass with an umbrella, singing “When all hell’s breaking loose you’ll be riding the eye of the storm!” at the top of my lungs. And then the next thing you know, I’m in tears because of a film about Mars.

-Mark Gifford

Bouncing on Bubbleware at PlazaLife

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012

While the Downtown Austin Alliance’s “PlazaLife” was not technically part of Fusebox, the two events share the goal of changing how people interact with everyday spaces. Both events also used Bubbleware, the funky furniture at the Hub that’s on loan from the San Francisco design group Rebar. PlazaLife temporarily transformed the sidewalk space around the Frost Bank building at 4th and Congress with events, seating, planter boxes and food vendors. The project emerged from discussions about how Congress Avenue can become a more vibrant place, and its goal was to test the changes before investing in them permanently.

In the opening panel discussion on Friday, Rebar’s Matthew Passmore explained the importance of “urban interventions” like silly furniture, tiny parks and red swings. The physical structures of cities – buildings and downtown blocks – can’t adapt fast enough to keep up with changes in how people work, relate or use technology. But smaller, flexible innovations like moveable furniture or yoga classes can constantly remake the spaces between those immovable buildings.

Bubbleware is basically exercise balls held together by a very tight mesh bag. You can sit or lie on the piece, but you can’t take yourself very seriously – the urge to bounce and wobble is strong.  “It’s a way to introduce a broader spectrum of acceptable behavior,” Passmore explained.  “It gives you permission to be less formal in a space like this.”

Ok. I was looking forward to exploring a broader spectrum of acceptable behavior on the Bubbleware. After the presentation, I flopped onto a piece of the furniture and started reading William H. Whyte’s The Social Life of Small Urban Spaces. Whyte began studying New York City plazas in the ’70s to understand the design elements that make people want to linger or leave. One of his favorite materials is moveable furniture, like the Bubbleware I was on and the café seating next to me, because it gives people choices about where they sit.

I was disappointed that, in the 90 minutes I was there, no one came and bounced on a nearby seat. Of course, as I learned from Whyte’s book, I was using the plaza outside of peak time – plazas tend to be most populated from noon to 2 p.m., the hours of downtown lunch breaks. A couple of food carts, part of the PlazaLife experiment, were setting up as I prepared to leave. Presumably they’d draw in more passersby, bearing out another of Whyte’s observations: food attracts people, who attract more people. If you want to make an underused space safer and more attractive, bring in a food trailer. Add trash cans, adequate seating, and something fun for kids to play on, and you’ve turned a deserted space into an inviting one.

Here’s hoping PlazaLife inspired other people to stop, sit, bounce and enjoy their downtown public space. For a relatively small investment, it turned a place to walk through into a place to walk to.

-Robyn Ross

Fun with the Family or Saturday night’s way better than alright

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012

Saturday morning started late for me. My wife woke me with a gentle prodding about our Fusebox plans and I did a little zombie walk around the house, chugged some coffee, took a shower and we were gone. We slipped in to the Hub for some waffles shaped like Texas and a little play time on the great grass mounds outside. Our kid absolutely loved them and the waffles were a big hit. I even got the chance to poke my head in on the art talk they were having inside about William Shatner. That’s what I call winning.

 

Afterwards we skipped down to the Frost Bank Tower to check out the instillation of the Rebar Bubbleware and what I am pretty sure was more great design work by Big Red Sun. After some initial hesitation our kid was bouncing and crawling and flopping like a champ. I love these things. They’re fun, comfortable, and more than once I have seen them bring out the child inside of someone in a public space. That is a great gift and I feel lucky to have seen it.

 

I spent the afternoon writing, while my kiddo watched Star Wars Episode One for the first time. There was much lightsaber fighting and I was the Sith if you must know. 4.5 year olds always get to be the good guy. At least that’s the way it is in my house. I read the rugrat a couple of chapters of his current book, there may or may not have been a improvisational version of the Star Wars theme as the night time song and then I ran out the door to catch The Elvis Machine.

 

I got the last car spot available for this fifties inspired romp and was never more happy to slide my sweet borrowed ride into a spot than I was at that moment. The whole thing was set up like a drive in movie with the audio coming through on 94.3 and the only thing that would have made it better would have been a carload of folks to share it with.The staff for the event were super helpful and wearing giant smiles. There was fifties music beckoning us in and actors roaming around cavorting with the audience. This was a fun show, a great use of space, and an interesting mix of performative art styles. There was pantomime, dance, puppetry, and a great mix of audience participation. I drove off with a smile on my face and a little “thank ya very much” in my heart.

 

When I got to the Hub I walked in on Boessi Kreh laying down some wailing blues. This was a mix of The Doors, Hendrix, performance art, and crossroads music that was mesmerizing and soul razing. A three piece band, Boessi Kreh were flanked by two girls; one constantly smelling a bouquet of flowers and the other kneading dough blindfolded.  It was strange and gripping and made me think that it must be the music the devil has sex to. The singer belted notes like a man possessed and there was a touch of madness contained within the patterns of blues chord progressions. For the penultimate song the percussionist tossed about ten symbols down on the concrete floor and played them against each other the concrete and anything else that got too close. It was thrilling and chaotic, while still managing to serve the song and convey a wild sadness to the audience.

 

After a short break we were all summoned for the final performance of the night by Vockah Redu + The Cru. They’re a hip hop group that do a particular kind of performance called Bounce that traces its roots to New Orleans. This was one of the most athletic performances I have ever seen in my whole life. Its the kind of dancing you do when you need to exorcise the demons of your life and forget for awhile. It would have made James Brown tired just watching it. The beats were thumping with plenty of familiar samples. The performance transitioned over and over so that it never seemed like the music ended. The MC worked the crowd like a master and the dancers did everything but have sex with our faces. It was a visual coitus that demanded that you jump or throw your hands in the air, or whatever else you were asked to do. The audience ate up every moment of this free form, stream of consciousness, club mix marathon. Hell I even danced a bit and that doesn’t happen. This was powerful and infectious and I hope to see more soon.

 

The after party dragged on to the wee hours of the morning. I did my part and had some more great talks with friends, acquaintances, and strangers alike.  Fusebox did its part by continuing to rock my world. When I looked down and realized I had less than eight hours till my next event I decided to take my silly butt home. I don’t know how they’re going to top this. Of course that’s waht I thought on Thursday and Friday too. We’ve still got a full week left . . . get some sleep and I hope to see you out there.

 

-Aaron Sanders

600 Highwaymen’s “The Great Country”—The Non-Spoilery

Monday, April 30th, 2012

600 Highwaymen’s “The Great Country”—The Non-Spoilery

Today I was lucky enough to catch a performance of 600 Highwaymen’s “This Great Country.” The website for 600 Highwaymen state they “construct renegade theater productions.” They based their production of “This Great County” on Arthur Miller’s famous “Death of a Salesman.”

 

Dozens of theater companies and hundreds of actors have likely produced and performed “Death of a Salesman” since 1949 when Lee Cobb first stepped onstage as Willy Loman. Actors love to perform the play and academics make students study it for good reason. We can relate to the characters and their plights, and we consciously and subconsciously recognize the themes explored in the story because they’re universal, human themes. If you’ve seen “Death of a Salesman” performed or read the play, and I’m sure most of us have, you know the basic story.

 

And so it goes with “This Great Country.” But as famously said by, well, according to Google, half a dozen different writers, it’s not the destination that’s important but rather the journey. Such is the case with “This Great Country.” DirectorsAbigail Browde and Michael Silverstone have made some interesting casting choices and narrative techniques in the “This Great Country,” and without giving too much away, the choices they made reveal more about the fragmented psyche of Willy Loman than I’ve previously seen in productions of “Death of a Salesman.” The directors use an imaginative, and surprisingly effective, technique to reveal this fragmentation, but there’s no way in hell I’m revealing that technique. But I will say this: When you identify and understand this technique, ask yourself what it reveals about Willy specifically, and us as a people in general.

 

The production takes place at the Lucky Lady Bingo hall directly off I-35, and the directors make excellent use of the expansive space provided to them by the building. The action takes place all over, so stay alert. I don’t think you’ll have trouble though. The minimalism of the mise en scene forces the audience to truly focus on the actors and their excellent performances.

 

I desperately want to tell you about the techniques the directors employ and provide you with my critical interpretation, but I’ll be a good boy and restrain myself. Telling would spoil the surprise. Just know this: At the end of the play, despite the fact that I knew how it would end, I had tears in my eyes, and I’m fairly certain I wasn’t the only one. As the actors lined up and bowed, their faces beamed with pride and their smiles stretched from ear to ear. I’m sure this pride and satisfaction came from the fact that they were staring out at an audience openly moved and emotionally affected by the mind-blowing performances.

 

“This Great Country” plays again on May 4th and May 6th. Buy your tickets now. The previous show times sold out. Incidentally, if anyone is interested in my critical interpretations, I’ll gladly post them in the comments section so the readers can choose to read them or not.

-Mark Gifford.

Eleven, or so, Random Notes and Ludicrous Observation on the First Half of Fusebox 2012, and The Week to Come

Monday, April 30th, 2012

1.)  My favorite aspect of this year’s festival is, in my humble opinion, the best HUB Fusebox has ever had. At the HUB you can find fun art, incredible bands, a cool beer garden (wish it was there all year long), and the tattooed woman making perfect sandwiches. She is shockingly sweet and fun to talk with. She fed my dog and tolerated me when I was tipsy. Go to the HUB and tip her well.

2.)  “Super Creeps” has been one of the highlights of the HUB’s serious musical line-up. The David Bowie cover band peeled the paint off my truck, and my truck was parked three blocks away.

3.)  In speaking to people about “Elvis Machine” they either loved or hated it. I found the script to be paper thin, but I like the energy of The Duplicates and look forward to seeing what they have to offer in the future as they grow.

4.)   The one piece that has taken me by surprise is Emily Lacy’s on the opening night of the festival. At first I thought it was a “nice“ piece (an hour’s worth of sound) but the work has stuck with me, haunted me, and I have repeatedly come back to it in my mind. Emily Lacy is a ghost to me.

5.)  There will never be any piece of art as lovely as Brad Carlin’s daughter…

6.)  Except, maybe, Ron Berry’s laugh.

7.)  Oh, and I plan to take Anna Jackson to the rodeo next year. I sat next to here for a show and as we waited for the lights to drop we discussed sheep herding contests.

8.)  Back to the HUB, if you are drinking with Dallas Tate, Rachel Dendy, and/or David Higgins, you have a 76% chance of being happier.

9.)  Without question my favorite event has been “When a Priest Marries a Witch, an Artist Talk by Suzanne Bocanegra starring Paul Lazar”, not because I think Paul is the finest of men, but because the structure of the storytelling was so tight it could hold water.

10.)       The next person who asks if I’m related to Hank Cathey sees the business end of my size twelve’s. I’m joking. I wear a size ten.

11.)       Once more to the HUB, if you are drinking with Jeff Mills and an Australian named Kim Allchurch, you have a 32% chance of regretting it in the morning.

12.)       As the Editor-In-Chief of New and Social Media I regret to inform you that Zeb West was not delivered coffee cake on Sunday morning by a member of Rubber Rep, as what was previously hoped.

 

This coming week we have a murderers row of more good shows and events. I’m looking forward to seeing Dream Cabinet on Monday, finally seeing Phil’s Shatner show, I’ve heard Zambrano is the bomb (and there are still tickets left), Culturebot will be here, and I’m dying to see Wunderbaum, and Gob Squad this weekend. Oh, and those sandwiches at the HUB, those perfectly made sandwiches.

-Timothy Braun

CODA
I plan to avenge the slighting of Michael Joplin’s credit for Dream Cabinet in my next blog.

My Evening With Captain Kirk

Monday, April 30th, 2012

Tonight we had the pleasure of experiencing Fusebox’s An Evening with William Shatner Asterisk. Developed by Phil Soltanoff, Rob Ramirez, and Joe Diebes, the performance provided a thought-provoking performance that explores the relationship between art and science. The philosophy espoused and hinted at in the performance will seem familiar to fans of Rene Descartes, Jean Baudrillard or the Wachowski siblings, but the structure of the performance was the most interesting thing about the whole evening.

 

The creators of An Evening with William Shatner Asterisk have taken clips from Star Trek of Captain James T. Kirk saying singular words and spliced those words together to form sentences and ultimately a choppy Max Headroomesquedialogue wherein Kirk attempts to teach the audience about the difference between art and science. As Kirk “spoke” to the audience, captions of his words appeared on two secondary screens to make it easier to follow his philosophic arguments.

 

I found the actual argument of the performance both fascinating and maddening. Fascinating because I enjoy arguments that force me to question the nature of reality. Maddening because it seemed to be a mishmash of the most popular philosophical,ontological, epistemological, and any other ical you can imagine. I think I can provide a critical analysis of the performance, but I’m not entirely sure. It seemed to me that Kirk’s ultimate message to the audience was that humans tend to artificially force disciplines like art and science into binary relationships. We’re either not advanced enough or we refuse to see that the binary dichotomy between art and science is artificial, and if we could understand this lesson we could reach an ultimate, transcendent truth.

 

I found the argument put forth by Kirk engaging, but it did require an inordinate amount of focus to follow, and the fact that a fictional character that was played by a popular cultural icon like Shatner made the argument about the nature of science and art even more interesting. I found myself wondering what itall meant. Are we looking to our cultural icons for the answers to the nature of reality? Are we meant to realize that the whole conversation about the nature of reality is ineffable, and thus, having Kirk “explain” it to us is just as good as having Descartes or Stephen Hawking? Or was it just a fun way to manipulate the already hilarious speech patterns of William Shatner?

 

Near the middle of the performance, I found myself looking at the audience. I broke it up into three groups: 1) People like me desperately trying to follow and unravel Kirk’s argument; 2) People not interested in the argument who were laughing at Kirk’s choppy speech; 3) People staring around the room in boredom. Sadly, I felt like the room was filled with the second group.

 

After we left the theater, we spent several hours debating the meaning of the show over post-theater drinks. And really, isn’t that the point of good art?

 

-Mark Gifford

From Shatner to Bowie: A Friday to Remember

Sunday, April 29th, 2012

I was feeling pretty rough for most of Friday, so after work I ran to the bank and then straight to El Chilito for some hair of the dog and a couple of lifesaving puffy tacos. Once the infusion was complete I headed over to Salvage Vanguard for the Shatner premier. As luck would have it I ended up sliding in to the tail end of another Digestible Feat. As usual, Kaci Beeler’s paintings were fantastic. Sadly, I dropped my first dessert on the floor, sweet betrayal indeed. What I could taste on my fingers was amazing, so I pressed on. In the end I had three out of the four and walked away smiling and more sure than ever than the Feats are in good hands with the capable Hank Cathey. Kudos to Jodi Elliot for the noms and to David Fruchter for the well written cards all around the room.

Let me just say up front, I know full well I do not have enough words to do the William Shatner show justice. I’m supposed to be sticking to the 500 word range and I’ve got three more shows to talk about. You should see it for yourself if you can. The artists for this show took all of the words Shatner said during his time on Star Trek and used them as the palette to create a talk back on art science and their future. It was funny, poignant, and an adept use of technology, creativity and restraint. It was also the kind of show that defines Fusebox; thought-provoking, unexpected and a perfect conversation starter. The script was fantastic, the editing choices sublime, and the addition of a super-talented dancer was inspired. This show will stick with me for some time and I won’t be surprised if we’re still talking about it for months to come.

Ron Berry talked about the pairing of the two shows at SVT in his curtain speech and how he thought they worked well together and I have to agree. When a priest marries a witch was another wonderful take on the art talk/talk-back. Paul Lazaar brilliantly enacts artist Suzanne Bocanegra’s biographical tale of growing up in Houston among the refineries, NASA, and the Catholic Church. It centers around her memories of the first art she encountered and specifically around a priest and the controversy created when her church commissions a local artist to redesign its interior. This was a masterfully understated tale full of charm, warmth, and I cannot recommend it highly enough.

Stunned by the bounty that already was my Friday night, I headed over to the Hub to catch Today and to see old friends and new. Today was a cool southern rock influenced band combined with a troupe of modern dancers. Much like the CoatHangers, Today proved to be a multi-talented group with several singers and several multi-instrumentalists. The dancing was excellent, the musicians were energetic, approachable, and fun and I got a free t-shirt. Woot! I thought to myself as I listened to them play, “This is what the Hub is all about this year: unexpected fun, tons of talent, great conversation, and the dissolving of boundaries.” I was already smiling, but  suddenly, I had caught my second wind. Just in time too, ‘cause the Super Creeps were on their way.

The Super Creeps are a David Bowie cover band sure, but that is just a stepping off point. They took the stage replete with face paint, high-waisted bell bottoms, feathered hair, Blues Brothers suits and giant collars. From the word go they were invested in the rock and fully committed to tearing the building down with the weight of their incredible talent. They were pitch perfect and dripped with sexiness. If you can be taken back in time by a swivel, then their hips were a time machine. They had swagger and from the first notes of Golden Years to the end of the show over an hour later it was a dance party. At last the beast had been awakened, Fusebox had hit its stride, and I felt better than I had all day. I’m not sure why, but this is what it brought to mind: Sometimes, you don’t have to know how to dance, you just have to be willing. . . I’ll see you out there for more and more and more. Only eight days more . . . go see something!

-Aaron Sanders

“Afternoon Decline”

Sunday, April 29th, 2012

I’m writing off a mid-afternoon buzz. That’s what happens when you’re invited to a Digestible Feats at the Dive Bar at the last minute when you’re supposed to be blogging about Paul Lazar (I’ll have to see that show tomorrow). I guess I was thirsty, daylight be damned.

 

“Bottled-In-Bond” is the telling of a thug’s life in five acts, or more appropriately, five drinks. Written by Steve Moore and Zeb West, what I expected to be some sort of noir monologue accompanied by the latest rage of “craft cocktails” turned into a simple but brilliant audience participatory romp led by the assertive yet soft-spoken Zeb, who played the dapper director, leading the “actors”, culled from the audience, into performing the elucidatory tasks that told the story of a jealous two-timer, his partner-in-crime and newly betrothed, and his ultimate decline.

 

Each “act” borrowed a couple or more willing participants, myself included,  and was capped with a cocktail to commemorate the scene. The drinks were created (or appropriated from the prohibition era) poured and served by master bartender Jason Stevens. To be honest, I’m generally nonplussed with the current trend of hipster bars serving drinks that require stocking a full bar and a half a garden to enjoy in the privacy of one’s own home, but this was decidedly different. How better to enjoy this interesting sampling then in the hilarious unfolding of a story rich with props, cheers, groans, laughs, and ample breaks to enjoy the company of others, as Jason, the staff, and curator Hank Cathey roamed the bar, offering incite into the complex concoctions offered. I’d like to think of them as elegantly understated–but again, I don’t have a garden.

 

By the end of the day, which which I’m reminding my liver is far from over, I found more pleasure in witnessing the drama unfold, taking new audience members with it, and the social bond the play and delightful drinks created, than I’d ever have alone with a gun, bottle of rye, and the girl of my dreams.

-Adam Sultan

Katherine Catmull on Kristin Lucas and Her “Stairway To Heaven”

Sunday, April 29th, 2012

“And she’s buuuuyyyying a staaiiirway to  . . . heaven”—right? Well Saturday morning I achieved a lifelong, or at least since-junior-high-long, dream, and bought one. YES. At a yard sale, for $5 — an actual stairway to heaven! Someone is coming to install it at my house next week.

And so what if it’s actual only for certain definitions of the word “actual.” I bought it at the Yard Sale in the Sky, a Fusebox augmented reality piece that you can visit yourself in the parking lot at Jo’s Coffee on South Congress today (Sunday) from 11am-3pm.

I had no idea what Augmented Reality was, so in case you share my confusion: First, you download a free app to your smart phone—I got Layar—which you can do onsite. (By the way, if your phone is not all that bright, go anyway—they have iPads you can use to see the augments.)

The app allows you to look through your phone’s screen and see not only whatever’s actually in front of you, cars, trees, coffee drinkers—but also, mingling among them, magical augments installed by Kristin Lucas and her artists.

You wander around the parking lot, looking through your phone. Turn one way, and a bright pink planet floats between you and the person beside you. Turn another, and a green pyramid floats around your knees. You can buy any of these pieces at garage sale prices—$2, $4, “make me an offer—and Kristi will take your address and come to install the purchases where you live.

My Stairway is a series of geometric black steps climbing up into the sky, and it’s going to look brilliant on the front lawn.

-Katherine Catmull

I Love Swings

Sunday, April 29th, 2012

I love swings. I still remember the day I learned to swing—are you kidding me? THIS?

Things I hate:

1) Children hogging swings. Why no adult swims at playgrounds?

2) Swings with those tiny bucket baby seats. NO.

As part of Fusebox, Red Swings have been installed all over downtown. Last night I visited one in the cavernous warehouse of the Festival Hub. A film played against one wall, musicians were setting up near tables crowded with people eating something unbelievably delicious-smelling. I love how Fusebox has every sense covered.

But the swing hung happily alone. I hear it gets more business late nights, when the place is full of happy drinkers.

The Hub’s Red swing has decent action, though it sits a bit low so I had trouble getting enough height. I needed a push, frankly, but my husband was off “talking” to someone. It seems to be hung just a hair off-kilter, which means, delightfully, that if you let it, it will swing in circles. So I did that, for a lazy while.

Afterwards we walked in the rising dusk to Shangri-La for a G&T, then to the 5th & Chips food truck. A picnic bench in a light-strung Austin food truck courtyard, on a spring night, in a friendly wind with the light almost gone: this, I realized, was the same specific feeling as the Hub’s Red Swing.

I wish I could try every one of Austin’s Red Swings, to find out their specific feelings. But there is no map. If you see one, please leave a comment here, and tell me where they are.

-Katherine Catmull