Thus far, my Fusebox Festivaling has primarily taken place at the big, headliner performances. Hey, I’m a fancy man, and I deserve fancy events.
But tonight we scaled it down a bit. I figured I’d give the old noodle a breather.
We started out at the Midnight Cowboy on 6th St. for Digestible Feats’ “Cocktail Lounge #1—80s Again.” Curated by Hank Cathey, who’s the type of classy gentleman I want to be when I grow up, “80s Again” provided my brain with just the right amount of monkeying around. A special drink menu had been created for the 80s themed evening, and we had to choose between drinks like “Sex on the Beach,” Blue Hawaii,” “Mudslide,” and a “Melon ball.” I couldn’t decide, so I ordered a “Sex on the Beach” and a “Melon Ball,” and I made my wife order a “Blue Hawaii” and a “Mudslide.” Our table held a smorgasbord of yumminess. A merry-go-round of schlocky alcoholic merriment.
As we sipped our drinks and chit-chatted with fine folks like Hank Cathey, Graham Reynolds and Jason Stevens, 80s music played in the background, setting the mood in the raddest way possible. Phil Collins’ “In the Air Tonight.” Berlin’s “Take My Breath Away.” Laura Branigan’s “Gloria.”
Was it something they said? Are the voices in your head…calling, Gloria?
And then, as I slurped the last drops of my “Melon Ball,” it happened. Stan Bush’s “The Touch.” Dear sweet autobot matrix of leadership Jesus. I couldn’t believe my ears. My wife had to physically restrain me, lest I jump on the table and reenact the greatest battle of all time: “One shall stand, one shall fall.” “Why throw away your life so recklessly, Prime?” “That’s a question you oughta ask yourself, Megatron.”
To calm me down, Hank quickly told me they’d made Tequila Sunrise Jello Wedges. He plopped two down in front of me, and I sucked on them like pacifiers until I regained my composure.
We made our way back to the Fusebox HUB just in time to catch “Orbit! Films About Our Solar System.” Created by Experimental Response Cinema, this collection of short films focused on different aspects of our solar system. This greatly pleased the science nerd in me. As I watched, I was reminded of this passage by theoretical physicist Lawrence Krauss:
“The amazing thing is that every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements- the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution- weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way they could get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget Jesus. The stars died so you could be here today.”
Most of the short films focused on celestial bodies and how we interact with them or them with us. I really enjoyed some of the short films, others not so much. And then, right in the middle of the collection of films, along came a little piece called “No Message Received.”
And I’ll be dammed if it didn’t reduce me to tears.
I just love this festival. One minute I’m in a bar knocking back a “Melon Ball” in a kitschy parrot-glass with an umbrella, singing “When all hell’s breaking loose you’ll be riding the eye of the storm!” at the top of my lungs. And then the next thing you know, I’m in tears because of a film about Mars.
-Mark Gifford
