Robyn Ross channels her inner sorority girl while visiting Maison Erectheum by Michael Smith & Jay Sanders

Omigod you guys, I just came from Maison Erectheum and it was like the lamest party ever. So I get there and it’s like 2:30 pm, they say their hours are from 2-5 but I don’t want to get there right when the party starts. I’m wearing my “Rush ’97” T-shirt which I never wear but I’m totally exxcited with two x’s about wearing it today!! Because I’m all thematic for Fuseboxx!! So I go up to the house and it has this awesome sign out front with the house’s letters and I walk right in the door, thinking some guy will see me and explain the installation or offer me a beer. And there is like no one there. No. One. There. But there is this big sign about the concept of Maison Erectheum and how the neighbors shouldn’t freak out because it’s part of Fusebox, and there’s this like guest book and diplomas for sale, and I’m totally confused. And it’s like the cleanest frat house I’ve ever been in, and all sleek and modern like a furniture store on 2^nd Street, and I walk through the hallway and the kitchen and the dining room and then I realize I’ve totally been in this house before, when my friends were house-sitting here and they had us over for dinner. So I’m like, oh, that’s odd, and then I see these two people working in an office and they totally ignore me and I’m like, what, do I look like I don’t belong in here? But they are totally ignoring me. So I’m like, whatever, I guess I’ll just leave, I’m totally confused, so I go outside and there is this guy with an ice chest walking up to the house. I’m like, Hey, and he’s like Hey. I’m like, that is the lamest party ever, with a straight face. He looks at me and he’s like, Um, are you here for Fusebox? And I’m like yes, but I wanted to party, is that the beer? He’s like, Oh, I’m just returning this cooler, I think their big thing was last Sunday night, they had this big party here and I think that was the main show. And I’m like, the website says that I can visit between 2 and 5 Wednesday through Friday, but there’s nothing happening in there. And he’s like Yeah, I know. So I’m like It is only 2:45 and I guess I’m going to go home and work. And he’s like Bye. So I’m like Bye. And I totally didn’t even get his number!!